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Monday, September 22nd, 2008

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    10:31a
    U to the C to the K

    The hangover I had yesterday had clearly read Dr Henry H Hangover’s Guide to Being a Really Bad Hangover (Penguin, 1996). I suspect it paid particular attention to the chapters pertaining to;
     
    Consuming everything made of liquid or bread in the whole house
    Being suddenly and violently sick
    Sleeping all day
    A deep sense of regret
    Making NIDIs* ten times more painful than is necessary
     
    I never want to drink ever again.
     
    *Non-Identifiable Drinking Injuries, does not refer to my battered elbow which is identifiable, having been obtained when Gibbs hurled me to the floor for no apparent reason. Bloody Gibbs.

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