Moonshine ([info]queen_moonshine) wrote,
@ 2008-09-22 10:31:00
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U to the C to the K

The hangover I had yesterday had clearly read Dr Henry H Hangover’s Guide to Being a Really Bad Hangover (Penguin, 1996). I suspect it paid particular attention to the chapters pertaining to;
 
Consuming everything made of liquid or bread in the whole house
Being suddenly and violently sick
Sleeping all day
A deep sense of regret
Making NIDIs* ten times more painful than is necessary
 
I never want to drink ever again.
 
*Non-Identifiable Drinking Injuries, does not refer to my battered elbow which is identifiable, having been obtained when Gibbs hurled me to the floor for no apparent reason. Bloody Gibbs.


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