Moonshine (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} queen_moonshine) wrote,@ 2008-11-11 23:30:00 |
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:-(
One great successful day, today was.
Just realised about ten minutes ago that I hadn't fed the rats. Went to do so.
Found the lovely, nibbly Digby Bird very dead indeed. Big bro Dave Bird had eaten his face and quite a lot of his inners (rats clearly mourn slightly differently than we do) so I can't let Moo have a proper burial for the poor little sod. I've said my goodbyes, wrapped him up as best I can and put him in the bin with about as much ceremony as one can when binning a chewed up dead rodent.
I feel quite sad and dread imparting the news to Moo in the morning. She's going to be gutted and I'm going to have to come up with an elaborate lie about where his little corpse is.
I can hear Dave enjoying double rations.
The cunt.
One great successful day, today was.
Just realised about ten minutes ago that I hadn't fed the rats. Went to do so.
Found the lovely, nibbly Digby Bird very dead indeed. Big bro Dave Bird had eaten his face and quite a lot of his inners (rats clearly mourn slightly differently than we do) so I can't let Moo have a proper burial for the poor little sod. I've said my goodbyes, wrapped him up as best I can and put him in the bin with about as much ceremony as one can when binning a chewed up dead rodent.
I feel quite sad and dread imparting the news to Moo in the morning. She's going to be gutted and I'm going to have to come up with an elaborate lie about where his little corpse is.
I can hear Dave enjoying double rations.
The cunt.
